After a 10-month hiatus, my period has come back. With a vengeance. It disappeared with no medical reason (after running a battery of tests, both my doctor and my ob-gyn concluded it must be stress) and it reappeared with no obvious trigger. Now that it's back, I'm remembering all the reasons I hated having it.
- Period stains on my chair at work. God. Good thing no one stops by my cube. I spent 2 hours blotting that sucker and disposing of my trash can contents stealthily.
- Aches and pains. Lower back- ow. Stomach- ow. Indigestion (seriously, I always get stomach upset along with it)- yuck.
AND FOR WHAT? I DON'T EVER WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN ANYWAY!!!!
I hope my ovaries shrivel up and die and I enter menopause before I turn 30. I can't put up with this crap on a monthly basis.