Very easily, my friends...
1 new roof (plus gutters and 2 chimneys),
1 drywalled room,
Painting inside and outside,
1 dropped ceiling with installation of 6 recessed lights,
and $21,000 later.
On the bright side, I know I love my house. I obsess about it constantly, and if one could marry inanimate objects, I'd throw myself a ceremony to legalize the relationship. :)